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  The race for the playoffs is proving to be a neck and neck stretch to the finish line.  Both the North and South Divisions are locked up tighter than a nun's panties, however the similarities couldn't be more stark.
  Not a single team in the North sports a winning record and the top two teams are 5-5.  Conversely the South has not one losing team, and the worse two teams are 5-5.
  If not for North competitors Fish Heads playing beating the Pocket Protectors the North wouldn't have registered a win in week 10.  In the three games that pitted North against South, the South handed the North their collective asses by 20, 25 and 40 point margins.

  The Slutty Bitches pulled a victory out of their ass in handing RPM theirs.  The meteoric Green Bay D/Special Teams ripped of 24 points and QB Drew Brees had 18 despite a miserable performance on the field.  Brees was scoreless until the final 10 minutes of the Saints game against the Falcons.  Nine of his points can on a meaningless final play hail mary while the Saints trailed by 21.

  The Honey Buckets surged to a 40-0 lead over the Crackhouse Warriors, with the Thursday night play from Jay Cutler and K Matt Prater.  The Buckets never looked back getting another two TDs from Anquan Boldin.

In a legal version of a strong armed robbery, the Pizza Bandits took the Keelhaulers to the cleaners and claimed the overall league points scoring lead from a now punch drunk John Jacobsen.  The Keelhaulers are now 4-6 and trail every team in the South for a potential Wild Card berth.  The Bandits got double digit scoring from five players in their 75-35 win.

  The Fish Heads realized their first win in four weeks and starved of elimination for at least another week.  Donovan McNabb contributed 21 points to the cause in a 49-24 dismissing of the Pocket Pro's.  With three weeks remaining Jeff Jensen's team trails the final playoff position by two games.

  Greg Ayers pulled off a trade with Jerol Jensen's Crackhouse just before the trading deadline.  The principles of the deal landed the Game Cocks RB Matt Forte for WR Eddie Royal.  Matt Forte bolster the anemic Cocks runningbacks with a touchdown receptions before 10:30 am Sunday morning.  The 48-14 win over the Wife Beaters maintained the Cocks outright league lead they have held since week five.  Despite pacing the MFL for six weeks, the Pizza Bandits and Slutty Bitches are hot on the Cocks' heals trailing by half a game.

  Three games remain until the playoff tournament begins and the North faces a uphill battle to keep the South from fielding four teams (including the two Wild Card berths) for the Mudbone Cup.  The last remaining inter-division games are this coming week when the Pizza Bandits face the Honey Buckets and the Crackhouse Warriors take on the Fish Heads.  For all other teams and games its Civil War, North vs. South.

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